Tuesday, April 16, 2019

Madhusudan Dutt, Master in 'E'nglish

*Interesting bit for English lovers*

Once Ishwarchandra Vidyasagar jokingly asked Madhusudhan Dutt, "As you are a Master in English, can you make a sentence without using a single  'E'?"

Dutt, the genius,  wrote this...
"I doubt I can. It's a major part of many many words. Omitting it is as hard as making muffins without flour. It's as hard as spitting without saliva, napping without a pillow, driving a train without tracks, sailing to Russia without a boat, washing your hands without soap. And, anyway, what would I gain? An award? A cash bonus? Bragging rights? Why should I strain my brain? It's not worth it."

Monday, April 15, 2019

Hindi to English Translation

पेपर मेँ पूछा गया कि

*सन्तोष आम खाता है*
इस वाक्य को अंग्रेज़ी में लिखो 

अंग्रेज़ी की भी आत्मा काँप गई जब
जवाब में किसी ने लिखा 

*satisfaction is a general account.*

🤔🤔😄

Friday, April 05, 2019

Mitr (Friend) Wahi Hai....

सुंदर विपुल चंचला का
नंबर दिलवा दे, *मित्र वही है..*

मधुशाला का नित्य निमंत्रण
जो दिलवा दे, *मित्र वही है..*

व्यथित ह्रदय हो पीड़ा में तब
विल्स जला दे, *मित्र वही है..*

मधु पात्रों में भर के मदिरा
पैग बना दे, *मित्र वही है..*





*मैथिली शरण गुप्त से लिखना छूट गया था....*
😃

Monday, March 25, 2019

Sunday, March 17, 2019

Bazm

-आँखे बन्द करके जो 
प्रेम करे वो 'प्रेमिका'है

-आँखे खोल के जो 
प्रेम करे वो 'दोस्त'है

-आँखे दिखाके जो 
प्रेम करे वो 'पत्नी'है

-अपनी आँखे बंद होने तक जो 
प्रेम करे वो "माँ"है

-परन्तु आँखों में प्रेम न 
जताते हुये भी जो 
प्रेम करे वो "पिता"है 💖
💖🤗
#बज़्म

Tuesday, March 05, 2019

Unite to Face Real World Threats

When you are so focused on internel petty issues and refuse to see the larger threats coming at you. 
A great illustration from the real world👇🏻

Time is....

*"वक़्त हँसाता है वक़्त रुलाता है*
*वक़्त ही बहुत कुछ सिखाता है!*

*वक़्त की कीमत जो पहचान ले*
     *वही मंज़िल को पाता है,*
*खो देता है जो वक़्त को*
     *जीवन भर पछताता है*

*क्योंकि गुजरा हुआ वक़्त*
     *कभी लौटकर नहीं आता है।"*

Friday, February 22, 2019

Lifestyle Buffet Spread

Here is a buffet spread for a meaningful life style - choice is ours...

Starters: (pick any 2):

1. Get up early (you can accomplish 20% more during 5 am to 8 am)
2. Exercise at least for 30 minutes  daily  (you have no choice on this)
3. Meditate /pray/ pranayam/ omkar/
    visualize positive things/do yoga for 30 minutes every day.

Main course (pick any 4)

Saturday, February 16, 2019

Nida Fazli on Terrorism

निदा फ़ाज़ली जी के ये दो शेर याद आ रहे हैं :😣

हर बार ये  इल्ज़ाम रह गया..!
हर काम में कोई  काम रह गया..!!
नमाज़ी उठ उठ कर चले गये मस्ज़िदों से..!
दहशतगरों के हाथ में इस्लाम रह गया..!!

Thursday, February 14, 2019

Pulwama

... Once the WTC towers went down there were no blame games between Republicans and democrats... US ensured the whole middle east burns....

Wednesday, February 13, 2019

Love is...

Somebody who truly loves you
will celebrate parts of you others don't even notice. 

Thursday, January 24, 2019

Bihari le balaiya!!

LE BALAIYA, ee ka hua? Kahe albalaye huye hain? Etna narbhasane se kuchchho nahin hoga  (Omigosh, what's this? Why are you so flustered? Such nervousness won't help matters.)
The inveterate linguist may scream at such an apparent contamination of Hindi language but the average Bihari simply loves to throw all narrow parameters of grammar to the winds. For them, the funnier they are,the better their adaptability is into their  inimitable lingua franca.  Over the years, Biharis have invented a language,which was an Unmistakable stamp of their own. In recent times, its popularity has travelled far and wide beyond the borders of the State and many   Screen heroes,including Amitabh Bachchan, have mouthed Bihari liches with characteristic elan - a far cry from the days when it was thought to be an infra dig of sorts for anybody other than country    bumpkins and unscrupulous politicians to perpetrate such "verbal atrocities".
 All that, however, is passe now. Bihari Boli is sweeter than honey.