Saturday, July 24

Vagaries of English Language!

Vagaries of English Language! Enjoy.!!!😀

•Wonder why the word "Funeral" starts with FUN?

•Why isn't a Fireman called a Water-man?

•How come Lipstick doesn't do what it says?

•If Money doesn't grow on Trees, how come Banks have Branches?

•If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?

•How do you get off a non-stop Flight?

•Why are goods sent by *Ship* called CARGO, and those sent by *Truck* SHIPMENT?

•Why do we put cups in the "Dishwasher" and the dishes in the "Cupboard"?

•Why do Doctors "Practice" Medicine? Are they having practice at the cost of the patients?

•Why is it called "Rush Hour" when traffic moves at its slowest then?

•How come Noses run and Feet smell?

•Why do they call it a TV 'set' when there is only one?

•What are you vacating when you go on a "Vacation"?

We can never find the answers
Can we❓

If you have the *Spirit* of understanding everything in a positive manner - You'll enjoy every moment in LIFE, whether it's *PRESSURE or PLEASURE*

So just Enjoy the PUN and FUN of the English Language.
😀😂😅

Try these English Answers

*When you have nothing better to do*
*Just try answers for these*

 1. If Poison expires; is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
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2. Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?
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3. Do Twins ever realize that one of them is "Unplanned"?
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4. Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?
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5. Maybe Oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
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6. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
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7. The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims"
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8. 100 years ago everyone owned a Horse and only the rich had Cars. Today everyone has Cars and only the rich own Horses.
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9. If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.


*Still have time for fun..?*
*Let's try this*

Six Great Confusions 
Which are still unresolved
😄😂
1. At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?

2. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?

3. Why is there a 'D' in fridge,
but not in refrigerator?

4.  Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?
😆😁


Saturday, July 17

Gift to the Enemy

*THE GIFT*

A few years ago, the terrorist organization Hamas, sent a gift to the President of Israel in an elaborate box with a note.

After having the box checked for safety reasons, the President of Israel, Shimon Peres, opened the box and saw that the content was faeces (shit).

He opened the note which said "For you and the proud people of Israel."

Being a wise and experienced person, he decided to reciprocate, sending Hamas a very pretty package and a note.

The leaders of Hamas were very surprised to receive the parcel and opened it very carefully suspecting that it might contain a bomb.
But to their surprise they saw that it contained a tiny computer "chip.

The chip was rechargeable with solar energy, had a 1800 Terabyte memory and could output a 3D hologram display capable of functioning in any type of cellular phone, tablet or laptop.

It was one of the world's most advanced technologies, Invented and produced in Israel.

The accompanying note to the Hamas leaders stated very courteously...
" A leader can give only what his people can produce "

How to deal with insults is one of the best lessons you can learn to lead a better life.

Give your best to your worst enemy and stay blessed forever.
👍🏼👌🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Thursday, July 15

One in 400 Trillion

We are on a rock travelling around 1 of 100billion stars. 
Our species is 1 of over half a billion.
Our chances of being born is 1 of 400 trillion.
Your're not special but you are lucky! 

Saturday, July 10

Wembley Kumbh

Wembley after England entered the Finals of Euro Cup..... 
BBC had called Holi Kumbh (India) as the Assembly of Morons...
So what is this then? Assembly of certified idiots!! 🙄🙄