Saturday, July 17

Gift to the Enemy

*THE GIFT*

A few years ago, the terrorist organization Hamas, sent a gift to the President of Israel in an elaborate box with a note.

After having the box checked for safety reasons, the President of Israel, Shimon Peres, opened the box and saw that the content was faeces (shit).

He opened the note which said "For you and the proud people of Israel."

Being a wise and experienced person, he decided to reciprocate, sending Hamas a very pretty package and a note.

The leaders of Hamas were very surprised to receive the parcel and opened it very carefully suspecting that it might contain a bomb.
But to their surprise they saw that it contained a tiny computer "chip.

The chip was rechargeable with solar energy, had a 1800 Terabyte memory and could output a 3D hologram display capable of functioning in any type of cellular phone, tablet or laptop.

It was one of the world's most advanced technologies, Invented and produced in Israel.

The accompanying note to the Hamas leaders stated very courteously...
" A leader can give only what his people can produce "

How to deal with insults is one of the best lessons you can learn to lead a better life.

Give your best to your worst enemy and stay blessed forever.
👍🏼👌🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Thursday, July 15

One in 400 Trillion

We are on a rock travelling around 1 of 100billion stars. 
Our species is 1 of over half a billion.
Our chances of being born is 1 of 400 trillion.
Your're not special but you are lucky! 

Saturday, July 10

Wembley Kumbh

Wembley after England entered the Finals of Euro Cup..... 
BBC had called Holi Kumbh (India) as the Assembly of Morons...
So what is this then? Assembly of certified idiots!! 🙄🙄