Happy Hindi Day

क ख ग घ ङ ।

     च छ ज झ ञ।

          ट ठ ड ढ ण ।

              त थ द ध न।

                   प फ ब भ म।

                        य र ल व श।

                            ष स ह।

                                क्ष त्र ज्ञ। 

अ आ इ ई उ ऊ ए ऐ ओ औ अं अः।

बस यूं ही देख रहा था याद भी है कि नहीं......

आप सब को हिंदी दिवस की शुभकामनाएं !!!! 🙏

Grass is Blue!

The donkey told the tiger: The grass is blue. 

The tiger replied: No, the grass is green​.

The discussion became heated, and the two decided to submit the issue to arbitration, and to do so they approached the lion. 

Before reaching the clearing in the forest where the lion was sitting on his throne, the donkey started screaming: ′′Your Highness, isn't it true that the grass is blue?"​

The lion replied: "True, the grass is blue"​. 

The donkey rushed forward and continued: ′′The tiger disagrees with me and contradicts me and annoys me. Please punish him"​.

The king then declared: ′′The tiger will be punished with 5 years of silence"​.

The donkey jumped with joy and went on his way, content and repeating: ′′The grass is blue"​..

The tiger accepted his punishment, but he asked the lion: ′′Your Majesty, why have you punished me, after all, the grass is green?"​

The lion replied: ′′In fact, the grass is green"​.

The tiger asked: ′′So why do you punish me?"​

The lion replied:

That has nothing to do with the question of whether the grass is blue or green. The punishment is because it is not possible for a brave, intelligent creature like you to waste time arguing with a donkey, and on top of that to come and bother me with that question

The worst waste of time is arguing with the fool and fanatic who doesn't care about truth or reality, but only the victory of his beliefs and illusions. Never waste time on discussions that make no sense... There are people who for all the evidence presented to them, do not have the ability to understand, and others who are blinded by ego, hatred and resentment, and the only thing that they want is to be right even if they aren't. 

When ignorance screams, intelligence shuts up. Your peace and tranquility are worth more.

My Mom is Faster than Your Mom

Allyson Felix's slogan " I know my place"

Nike offered her 70% less on her contract when she became pregnant.

Whose 15th August is it?

किसकी है जनवरी, किसका अगस्त है?

कौन यहां सुखी है, कौन यहां मस्त है?

सेठ है, शोषक है, नामी गला-काटू है 

गालियां भी सुनता है, भारी थूक-चाटू है 

चोर है, डाकू है, झूठा-मक्कार है 

कातिल है, छलिया है, लुच्चा-लबार है 

जैसे भी टिकट मिला, जहां भी टिकट मिला 

शासन के घोड़े पर वह भी सवार है 

उसी की जनवरी छब्बीस

उसी का पंद्रह अगस्त है

बाकी सब दुखी है, बाकी सब पस्त है!

किसकी है जनवरी, किसका अगस्त है!

कौन यहां सुखी है, कौन यहां मस्त है!

सेठ ही सुखी है, सेठ ही मस्त है

मंत्री ही सुखी है, मंत्री ही मस्त है

उसी की है जनवरी, उसी का अगस्त है।

- नागार्जुन

Famous Friendship Goal Words

In December 1937, a match between Chelsea & Charlton foot ball clubs at the Stamford Bridge Stadium London was stopped in the 60th minute due to heavy fog. Charlton's legendary goalkeeper Sam Bartram remained unaware and kept on guarding the goal 15 minutes after the game had stopped, as he did not hear referee's whistle bcoz of the crowd behind his goal post. 

He stood there with his arms out stretched & completely focused, looking forward so as not to be surprised by the opponent's shots. 

15 minutes later, when the stadium police approached him & informed him that the match had been abandoned, Sam Bartram said these famous words with great sorrow "how sad that my friends forgot me when I was guarding their goal post." 

There are so many players in the field of life whose goal post one defends with enthusiasm and support, but when the situation becomes like a wave of fog, they walk out of field & leave.

Always pay attention to goalkeepers of your life. 

Never abandon the one guarding your goal post.

Vagaries of English Language!

Vagaries of English Language! Enjoy.!!!😀

•Wonder why the word "Funeral" starts with FUN?

•Why isn't a Fireman called a Water-man?

•How come Lipstick doesn't do what it says?

•If Money doesn't grow on Trees, how come Banks have Branches?

•If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?

•How do you get off a non-stop Flight?

•Why are goods sent by *Ship* called CARGO, and those sent by *Truck* SHIPMENT?

•Why do we put cups in the "Dishwasher" and the dishes in the "Cupboard"?

•Why do Doctors "Practice" Medicine? Are they having practice at the cost of the patients?

•Why is it called "Rush Hour" when traffic moves at its slowest then?

•How come Noses run and Feet smell?

•Why do they call it a TV 'set' when there is only one?

•What are you vacating when you go on a "Vacation"?

We can never find the answers

Can we❓

If you have the *Spirit* of understanding everything in a positive manner - You'll enjoy every moment in LIFE, whether it's *PRESSURE or PLEASURE*

So just Enjoy the PUN and FUN of the English Language.

😀😂😅

Try these English Answers

*When you have nothing better to do*

*Just try answers for these*

 1. If Poison expires; is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

🤔

2. Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?

🤔

3. Do Twins ever realize that one of them is "Unplanned"?

🤔

4. Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?

🤔

5. Maybe Oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.

🤔

6. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.

🤔

7. The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims"

🤔

8. 100 years ago everyone owned a Horse and only the rich had Cars. Today everyone has Cars and only the rich own Horses.

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9. If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.

*Still have time for fun..?*

*Let's try this*

Six Great Confusions 

Which are still unresolved

😄😂

1. At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?

2. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?

3. Why is there a 'D' in fridge,

but not in refrigerator?

4.  Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?

😆😁