Wednesday, September 23

To Open or Not To Open

Superbly & So Accurately Worded

Doctors were asked if we should reopen the country. Here's what the experts said:

Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Many Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"

Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.

Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter."

Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the people in power 

Sunday, September 20

8 Micro Short Meaningful Stories!

*8 micro short stories with deep meanings!*

*Those who had coins, enjoyed in the rain.*
*Those who had notes, were busy looking for shelter.*

*Man and GOD both met somewhere*. *Both exclaimed,*
*"My creator."*

*He asked, are you a Hindu or Muslim?*
*The response came,"I am hungry"!*

*The fool didn't know it was impossible.*
*So he did it.*

*"Wrong number,"*
*said a familiar voice.*

*What if GOD asks you after you die,*
*"So how was heaven?"*

*They told me that to make her fall in love I had to make her laugh.*
*But every time she laughs, I am the one who falls in love.*

*We don't make friends anymore....We Add them nowadays..*

Tuesday, September 15

How Many....questions n answers

Wonderful questions
read and answer.

1.  How many Malayalees have become President of India?
2.  How many States share border with Kerala?
3.  How many teaspoons make a Table spoon? 
4 . How many Vedas are there in Hindu Mythology?
5.  How many times did Mahatma Gandhi visit Kerala?
6.  How many countries have larger area than India?
7.  What is the Ph value of water?
8.  How many planets are there in Solar System?
9.  How many districts in Kerala have coastline?
10. How many  Millimetres make a Centimetre?
11. How many players are there in a Football team?
12. How many inches make a foot?
13. How many Legislative Assemblies have been elected so far in Kerala?
14. How many District Panchayats are there in Kerala?
15. One-time vehicle tax is valid for how many years?
16. How many feathers are there in a shuttle cock?
17. How many languages are printed in an Indian Currency?
18. How many Chapters are there in Mahabharatha?
19. Which Commonwealth Game was hosted in India in 2010?
20. How many overs per team are there in T-20 cricket?  
21. How many years did Mahatma Gandhi spend in South Africa?
22. What is the position of Kerala in terms of area?
23. How many chromosomes are there in human body?
24. How many spokes are there in an Ashoka Chakra?
25. What is the qualifying age for becoming a MLA?
Don't panic.

The question numbers are the answer.

Wednesday, September 9

Pandemic needs Behavioural change


๐ผ ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘”โ„Ž๐‘ก ๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘“๐‘Ÿ๐‘œ๐‘š ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘–๐‘  ๐‘“๐‘Ÿ๐‘ข๐‘–๐‘ก ๐‘ฃ๐‘’๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ. ๐ป๐‘’ โ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐‘š๐‘’ ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘‘ ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘› ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘๐‘’๐‘‘ โ„Ž๐‘–๐‘  โ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘  ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž ๐‘Ž ๐‘ ๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘–๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘ ๐‘’๐‘Ÿ ๐‘˜๐‘’๐‘๐‘ก ๐‘›๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ โ„Ž๐‘–๐‘  ๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘ โ„Ž ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘ฅ. ๐ผ ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘Ž๐‘š๐‘Ž๐‘ง๐‘’๐‘‘. ๐ผ ๐‘ก๐‘œ๐‘™๐‘‘ โ„Ž๐‘–๐‘š ๐‘ ๐‘œ. ๐ป๐‘’ ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘˜๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐‘š๐‘’.

๐ด ๐‘˜๐‘–๐‘™๐‘œ๐‘š๐‘’๐‘ก๐‘Ÿ๐‘’ ๐‘Ž๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘ฆ, ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘’ ๐‘–๐‘  ๐‘Ž ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘๐‘ข๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ โ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ . ๐‘‚๐‘ฃ๐‘’๐‘Ÿ 25 ๐‘๐‘’๐‘œ๐‘๐‘™๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘’ ๐‘ ๐‘ก๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘–๐‘›๐‘” ๐‘๐‘™๐‘œ๐‘ ๐‘’ ๐‘ก๐‘œ ๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘โ„Ž ๐‘œ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘–๐‘Ÿ ๐‘š๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘˜๐‘  ๐‘๐‘ข๐‘™๐‘™๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐‘‘๐‘œ๐‘ค๐‘›. ๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘ข๐‘Ÿ๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐‘“ ๐‘Ž๐‘™๐‘๐‘œโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘™ ๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘Ž ๐‘†๐‘Ž๐‘ก๐‘ข๐‘Ÿ๐‘‘๐‘Ž๐‘ฆ ๐‘’๐‘ฃ๐‘’๐‘›๐‘–๐‘›๐‘” ๐‘š๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘’ ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘“๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ๐‘”๐‘’๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘‘๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘”๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘  ๐‘œ๐‘“ ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘ฃ๐‘–๐‘Ÿ๐‘ข๐‘ . 

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’๐‘ ๐‘’ ๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ๐‘’ 2 ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘ก๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘›๐‘” ๐‘๐‘’โ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘ฃ๐‘–๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘Ÿ๐‘  ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘ก ๐‘›๐‘’๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐‘ก๐‘œ ๐‘๐‘’ ๐‘ข๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘ ๐‘ก๐‘œ๐‘œ๐‘‘ ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐‘ข๐‘ . 
 ๐‘Š๐‘’ ๐‘‘๐‘œ๐‘›'๐‘ก ๐‘›๐‘’๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐‘™๐‘œ๐‘๐‘˜๐‘‘๐‘œ๐‘ค๐‘›๐‘ . ๐‘Š๐‘’ ๐‘›๐‘’๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐’ƒ๐’†๐’‰๐’‚๐’—๐’Š๐’๐’“๐’‚๐’ ๐’„๐’‰๐’‚๐’๐’ˆ๐’†. ๐ป๐‘œ๐‘ค ๐‘™๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘” ๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘› ๐‘ฆ๐‘œ๐‘ข ๐‘™๐‘œ๐‘๐‘˜๐‘‘๐‘œ๐‘ค๐‘› ๐‘Ž ๐‘›๐‘Ž๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘œ๐‘›? 

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘คโ„Ž๐‘ฆ ๐ธ๐‘ข๐‘Ÿ๐‘œ๐‘๐‘’ ๐‘–๐‘  ๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘๐‘˜ ๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘–๐‘ก๐‘  ๐‘“๐‘’๐‘’๐‘ก ๐‘–๐‘  ๐‘๐‘’๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘ข๐‘ ๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐‘“ ๐‘๐‘’โ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘ฃ๐‘–๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ž๐‘™ ๐‘โ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘”๐‘’ ๐‘ฃ๐‘œ๐‘™๐‘ข๐‘›๐‘ก๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘™๐‘ฆ ๐‘–๐‘š๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘š๐‘’๐‘›๐‘ก๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘–๐‘Ÿ ๐‘๐‘–๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘ง๐‘’๐‘›๐‘ . ๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘คโ„Ž๐‘ฆ ๐‘ˆ๐‘†๐ด ๐‘ ๐‘ข๐‘“๐‘“๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘  ๐‘–๐‘  ๐‘๐‘’๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘ข๐‘ ๐‘’ ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘ ๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘ฃ๐‘Ž๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘ฃ๐‘’ ๐ด๐‘š๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘  ๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘“๐‘ข๐‘ ๐‘’ ๐‘ก๐‘œ ๐‘โ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘”๐‘’ ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘–๐‘Ÿ ๐‘๐‘’โ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘ฃ๐‘–๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘Ÿ. ๐‘†๐‘Ž๐‘š๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž ๐ต๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ž๐‘ง๐‘–๐‘™. ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘ ๐‘ ๐‘Ž๐‘š๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž  ๐ผ๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘–๐‘Ž. 

๐‘Šโ„Ž๐‘–๐‘โ„Ž ๐‘–๐‘  ๐‘๐‘’๐‘Ÿโ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘๐‘  ๐‘คโ„Ž๐‘ฆ ๐‘–๐‘ก'๐‘  ๐‘ ๐‘Ž๐‘–๐‘‘, "๐ต๐‘’๐‘ก๐‘ค๐‘’๐‘’๐‘› ๐‘ ๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘š๐‘ข๐‘™๐‘ข๐‘  ๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘‘ ๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘ ๐‘’๐‘  ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘’ ๐‘–๐‘  ๐‘Ž ๐‘ ๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘๐‘’. ๐ผ๐‘› ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘ก ๐‘ ๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘๐‘’ ๐‘–๐‘  ๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘Ÿ ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘ค๐‘’๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ก๐‘œ ๐‘โ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘œ๐‘ ๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘Ÿ ๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘ ๐‘’. ๐ผ๐‘› ๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘Ÿ ๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘ ๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘–๐‘’๐‘  ๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘Ÿ ๐‘”๐‘Ÿ๐‘œ๐‘ค๐‘กโ„Ž ๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘‘ ๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘Ÿ ๐‘“๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘’๐‘‘๐‘œ๐‘š."

๐‘บ๐’–๐’“๐’—๐’Š๐’—๐’‚๐’ ๐’Š๐’” ๐’๐’๐’• ๐’„๐’๐’Ž๐’‘๐’–๐’๐’”๐’๐’“๐’š.
๐‘ฐ๐’• ๐’Š๐’” ๐’๐’–๐’“ ๐’„๐’‰๐’๐’Š๐’„๐’†.

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Monday, August 31

9 Points to Ponder and Comprehend

This is only for those who are believed to have the mental capacity to comprehend the meaning of these statements. 
It requires a real deep thinker to grasp these most important facts of life.

9 Points to Ponder

Number 9 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

Number 8 - Life is sexually transmitted.