Sunday, April 25

How To Identify an Indian City in Covid Times


*Scenario 1:* Two guys are fighting as one of them isn't wearing a mask & a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on...🚶
That's MUMBAI..😒

*Scenario 2:* Two guys are fighting on not wearing a mask & a third guy comes along and tries to make peace... And offers to give a mask. The first two get together and beat him up..🔨
That's DELHI.

*Scenario 3:* Two guys fighting over a mask and third guy comes from a nearby house and says "Don't fight in front of my place, go somewhere else." 🏠
That's PUNE.. 😉

*Scenario 4:* Two guys are fighting over a mask. A crowd gathers to watch... A guy comes along and quietly opens a stall selling masks there.

*Scenario 5:* Two guys are fighting over a mask. Both of them take time out & call their friends on their mobiles... 📲 Now 50 guys are fighting...
That's PUNJAB.😖

*Scenario 6:* Two guys fighting. Third guy without a mask, comes and shoots both of them.. 
That's Bihar.

*Last Scenario:* Two guys fighting over mask  third guy comes along with a carton of beer... All sit together drink beer and abuse COVID and go home as friends...
You are definitely in GOA..

Saturday, April 24

Quarantine Workout

माथे का पसीना पौछते हुए पति ने पत्नी से कहा: 
*"प्रिये,  एक बात कहनी है ।"*
पत्नी (मोबाइल फोन से बामुश्किल अपनी नजरें उठाते हुए) -
*" हां बोलो ।"*
*तुम "झाङू पौंछा बर्तन करने " का मत बोला करो ।*
 बहुत देसी लगता है। 
*इसकी बजाय कहो कि "क्वारेंटाइन वर्क आउट " कर लो।*
 *इससे स्टैंडर्ड और स्वाभिमान बना रहेगा।* 
*आखिर ऑफिस में मैं बॉस हूँ। कुछ तो इज्जत करो। "*


काम वही, सोच नयी ....

Tuesday, April 13

Monday, April 12

Just Couldn't Resist - Fryday

He died last Fryday. Thank god he wasn't beaten.
Don't worry, he went over easy.
He's now on the sunny side.
He's definitely on a better plate!

Have Faith for Peace

'Sometimes, simple faith could lead to profound peace.'