Monday, July 15

Beware of English, Use Hindi

विवाह की बात हमेशा हिंदी में ही करना चाहिए...!!!
अंग्रेजी से जरा बच के  रहे...!👇

1} लड़की वाले : बेटा क्या करते हो...???
😲लड़का : I am "" Air diffusion fix and monitoring scientist ""

लड़की वाले : बेटा वाह ! 
शादी के बाद पता चला वो
😂 लड़का पंचर बनाता है.!!!
ससुर जी तीसरी मंजिल से 3 बार कूदने की कोशिश कर चुके हैं...!!!
😜😜🤗🤗


2} लड़की वाले : बेटा क्या करते हो...???
😲 लड़का I am  ""chief executive in clean India initiative and permanent member of स्वच्छ भारत अभियान...!!!  ""
लड़की वाले : बेटा वाह !  

शादी के बाद पता चला
 😂 लड़का इधर ही दो गली छोड़ के स्वीपर का काम करता है...!!!
 ससुर जी को आगरा ले जाने का प्रबंध किया गया है...!!!
😜😜🤗🤗


3} लड़की वाले : बेटा क्या करते हो...???
😲 लड़का : I run a ""start up product line includes organic mouth refresher ""
लड़की वाले : बेटा वाह !  
 
शादी के बाद पता चला 😂 नुक्कड़ पे पान की दुकान है ...!!

ससुरजी के प्राण पखेरू उड़ते उड़ते बचे...!!!
😜😜🤗🤗


4} लड़की वाले : बेटा क्या करते हो...???
😲 लड़का : l am  ""Metallurgical amalgamation engineer""
😊शादी के बाद पता चला 😂लड़का वेल्डर है..!!!
ससुर जी चारों खाने चित्त हो गए...!!!
😜😜🤗🤗


5} लड़की वाले : बेटा क्या करते हो...???
😲लड़का : l am "" senior security and house keeping officer""
लड़की वाले : बेटा वाह ! 
😊शादी के बाद पता चला 😅 लड़का बिल्डिंग का चौकीदार है..!!!
ससुर जी गिर पड़े, फिर उठे नहीं...!!!

😜😜🤗🤗
हिन्दी राष्ट्र भाषा का उपयोग  सही है ।
👍👍👍
कभी कभी मुस्कुरा भी लिया करो

Sunday, June 23

*4 Hormones* which determine a *human's happiness.*  Worth reading 

*Dear friends ...*
As I sat in the park *after* my *morning walk,*
My wife came and slumped next to me.
*She had completed* her 30-minute jog. *We chatted* for a while. She said *she is not happy* in life. I looked up at her sheer disbelief since she seemed to have the best of everything in life.
*"Why do you think so?"*
"I don't know. Everyone tells I have everything needed, *but I am not happy.*
"Then I questioned myself, *am I happy?  "No,"* was my inner voice reply.
Now, that was an *eye-opener for me.*
I began my quest to *understand the real cause* of my *unhappiness,*
I couldn't find one.

I dug deeper, *read articles,* spoke to life coaches but nothing made sense. 
*At last my doctor* friend gave me the answer which put all my questions and doubts to rest.
*I implemented* those and will say I am *a lot happier person.*

She said, *there are four hormones* which determine a *human's happiness -*
1. *Endorphins,*
2. *Dopamine,*
3. *Serotonin,*
and 
4. *Oxytocin.*
It is important we *understand these hormones,*
as we *need all four* of them *to stay happy.*

Let's look at the *first hormone* the *Endorphins.*
*When we exercise, the body releases Endorphins.*
This hormone helps the body cope with the pain of exercising. We then *enjoy exercising* because these Endorphins will make us happy.
*Laughter is* another good way of *generating Endorphins.*
We need to spend *30 minutes exercising* every day, read or *watch funny stuff* to get our day's dose of Endorphins.

*The second hormone is Dopamine.*
In our journey of life, we accomplish many *little and big tasks, it releases* various levels of *Dopamine.*
*When we get appreciated for our work at the office or at home,* we feel accomplished and good, that is *because it releases Dopamine.*
This also explains *why* most *housewives* are *unhappy* since they *rarely* get *acknowledged* or appreciated *for their work.* Once, we join work, we *buy* a car, a house, the latest gadgets, a *new house* so forth. In each instance, it *releases Dopamine* and we become happy.
Now, do we realize why we become happy when we shop?

*The third hormone Serotonin* is released when we *act in a way that benefits others.*
When we transcend ourselves and give back to others or *to nature or to the society, it releases Serotonin.* Even, providing useful information on the internet like *writing information* blogs, answering peoples questions on Quora or *Facebook groups will generate Serotonin.*
That is *because* we will use our *precious time to help other* people via our answers or articles.

*The final hormone is Oxytocin,*
is released *when* we become *close to other human* beings. 
When we *hug our friends* or family *Oxytocin is released.*
The *"Jadoo Ki Jhappi"* from Munnabhai *does really work.*
Similarly, when we *shake hands* or put our *arms around* someone's shoulders, various amounts of *Oxytocin is released.*

So, it is simple, we have to *exercise every day* to get *Endorphins,*
we have to *accomplish* little *goals* and get *Dopamine,*
we *need to* be *nice* to others to *get  Serotonin* and 
finally *hug our kids,*
friends, and families to *get Oxytocin* and we will *be happy.* 
*When we are happy, we can deal* with our challenges and *problems better.*

Now, we can understand *why we need to hug a child who has a bad mood.*

So to.
*make your child* more and more *happy* day by day ...

1.*Motivate him to play* on the ground
*-Endorphins*

2. *Appreciate your child* for his small big achievements 
*-Dopamine*

3. *inculcate sharing* habit through you to your child 
*-Serotonin*

4. *Hug* your child
*-Oxytocin*

*Have a Happy Life*.

Wednesday, June 12

Bombay Taught Me

My Best Teacher is Bombay...
😍

*Bombay Taught Me: whether you are a millionaire or a ragpicker you must love Samosa pav / Sandwich / Vadapav..

*@ Bombay Taught Me: It makes a lot of difference to catch a 8.55am local than to catch 9.05am local..

*@ Bombay Taught Me" How to behave, how to tackle problems, how to make friends in just 10 mins, how to behave at Global Stage..

*@ Bombay Taught Me: Distance is measured in time and not KM..

*@ Bombay Taught Me: There will always be someone to share the first drop of Monsoon or a pipping hot bhutta with me at Marine Drive..

*@ Bombay Taught Me: That if you can survive this city you can survive the world..

*@ Bombay Taught Me: That there is a vast difference between people traveling in Western, Central and Harbour line..

*@ Bombay Taught Me: That you can own huge bungalows in Pune or Bangalore, or buy a 2 BHK in Mumbai for the same price..

*@ Bombay Taught Me: There is something called 0.5 BHK, and you may not afford it..

*@ Bombay Taught Me: How to talk to strangers without feeling awkward..

*@ Bombay Taught Me: That problems can't be solved easily but can be kept away for a while by contemplatively sitting near sea..

*@ Bombay Taught Me: We can have bus friend, train friend, office friend, mohalla friend not only just school or college friend..

*@ Bombay Taught Me: To fight and never give up in life..

*Salute to Bombay*
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