Saturday, March 10, 2007

Funny Shayari (shayri humor)

Kyun dekhte ho tum assma ki aur,
Kehdo ki tum kush ho yahin zami per..
Nahi chahten hum sab ghamgeen ho jaye wahan bhi
Kya kum hain tumse aafat zami per ????

sms शायरी love shayari

Shayari Sms, Hindi Jokes, Funny Shayari, Funny SMS

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Sad Love Shayari

haqiqat pehchan lena
bichad jane se pehle,
Meri sun lena
Apni sunane se pehle,
Bahut royi hai yeh aankhen
Apke door jane se pehle

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kuch unki adaone luta,
kuch unke inayat mar gayi
hum raaz e mohobbat keh na paye,
chup rehne ki adat maar gayi
dono se hi hai shikayat,
ilzam lagaye kis par
kuch dil ne hume barbad kiya ,
kuch humari kismat maar gayi

Friday, March 09, 2007

Frienship Shayari n Missing U Poems

F: field_of_luv,
R: root_of_joy,
I : island_of_nature,
E: end_of_sorrow,
N: name_of_hope,
D: door_of_understnding.
That’s wht U R my Great F:R:I:E:N:D.!
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Na puch mere sabar ki inteha kaha tak hai,
tu sitam kar le teri takat jahan tak hai,
wafa ki umeed jinhe hogi unhe hogi,
hume to dekhna hai tu bewafa kahan tak hai.
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Ulfat ka aksar yehi dastur hota hai,
jise chaho wahi apne se dur hota hai,
Dil tutkar bikharta hai is kadar jaise
koi kanch ka khilona chur-chur hota hai.
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kisi ke pyar ko bhulna na aaya hume.
kisi ke dil ko dukhana na aaya hume.
kisi ke liye tadpna to seekh liya par
apne liye kisi ko tadpana na aaya hume.
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Jane kis baat ki mujhko saza deta hai,
meri hasti hui ankhon ko rula deta hai.
Ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri,
koi is tarah bhi kya apne dost ko bhula deta hai.
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As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again.
With the moon hangin in the starlit sky,
i m here 2 wish U NiteNite! Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight
Being happy doesn’t mean that everything is perfect. It means that you have decided to look beyond the imperfections…. So always be happy..
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Being happy doesn’t mean that everything is perfect.
It means that you have decided to look beyond the imperfections…. So always be happy..
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Shayari Sms

Hindi Shayari Sms

Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin
aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai…
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EK sher BY doctor="Hoon mai doctor jahan,meri wife hai nurse waha,Yeh kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai,mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai.."
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Shayari:
Jo sagar NE kaha lehron se, Jo ped NE kaha patto se, Jo phoolon NE kaha kaliyon se, wohi main tumhe kehta Hun, aey chal chal hawa aane de!
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Kaun kehta hai ki is duniya mei majbut irade wale log nahin milenge. aap mere is dost ko hi dekh lijiye, duniya idhar se udhar ho jaye pr yeh sms nahin karenge..
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Hum 1bar jite h
1bar marte h
1bar pyar karte h
Shadi b 1bar karte h
Jab har kam 1bar karte h to
apko MISS kyun bar-2 karte hai..
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no sweet
thoughts to
forward
no cute
graphics
to send
just a
CARING HEART
saying..
THEEK HO NA AAP ..
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,,*,,

(’.') each msg u
(¥) send me
.!!. night & day

kééps my loneliness away.
And there’s 1 thing i want 2 say.. “THANKS, 4 makin ME part of ur day!”
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Mahek Mohabat ki kabhi KUM nahi Hoti,
Mohabat se Zindagi kabhi KUM nahi Hoti,
Saath Zindagi mein ho agar Aapka tu,
Zindagi Jannat Se KUM nahi Hoti…………..!!!
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I l I lo I lov I love I love you… I love you the most. I love you the best. I love you a lot.. Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said People should LOVE animals
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