Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Funny Shayari Urdu Hindi English Sms

Want to pacify your boss? Read and send hilarious shayari (four line poetry) in urdu hindi english languages for daily fun and sms messages on mobile to friend.

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Monday, August 13, 2007

Gudnight Sms

Jab-jab aap members ki yaad aaeygi,
Tab-tab hamari kalam se shayari bahar aeygi,
Aur – yeh shayri padhne ke baad ho jaigi sab ki chhuti
Kyonki — yeh hi kittu ki — panna no.40
;-) bole to - good night sms panna no.40


Teri eyes hai jaise tube-light,
Ab bandh bhi karo, kyonki ho gai hai - goodnight!
(Your eyes are like tubelight,
Now close ur eyes because its gudnight!)

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Ishq Vishq Shayari

Dekh Meri Aankhon Me Khawab Kiske Hai
Dil Me Mere Sulagte Toofan Kiske Hai,
Nahi Koi gujrah In Raasto Se Ho Kar,
Phir Ye Kadmo Ke Nishan Kiske hai.

apni palko pe umeedon ko sazaa kar rakhna,
dil ki dahleez par ek deep jalaa kae rakhna
hain muntjir yahaa sab ek hasi ki khaatir..
rishta hotho ka hasi se bhi banaa kar rakhna

je yaar hi yaar to pada rakhe, ki fayada yari laun da.
j kadar nahi jazbataan di, ki fayda pyar paun da.
j poore karne na kol-krara, ki haqq a laare laun da.

Dil kach de saman ehnu todi naa, Sadde naal kita pyar muhu modi na..
jihna kitta tenu pyar, Us nu rauri na...
Dil kach de saman ehnu todi naa, Sadde naal kita pyar muhu modi na..

Kaun kehta hai mohabbat ki zuban hoti hain... Yeh
haqeeqat to nigahon say bayan hoti hain Woh na aaye
tou satati hai khalish see dil ko... Woh jo aaye to
khalish aur jawan hoti hain

Faasle Jism Ko To Dour Le Jaate Hain Par Dilon Ke
Shahar To Ujarte Nahi Aankhon Se Aankhon Ka Rishta Tut
Jaye Bhi To Saath Dekhe Hue Khwab To Mit Te nahi

Friday, June 01, 2007

HOW CAN THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE?

I went to McDonald's. I looked at the menu and saw that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half-dozen nuggets.
"We don't have a half-dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter.
"You don't?" I replied.
"We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply.
"So I can't order a half-dozen nuggets but I can order six?"
"That's right."
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.


I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.
"Do you need some help?" I asked.
She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?"
"Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm too?" I asked.
"No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries...it's a long walk."

Kids’ drawings redrawn

A gallery of drawings, where artists redraw kids’ imaginations. Courtesy: Paul Kops. click on the images to view toons.

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Saturday, March 10, 2007

Funny Shayari (shayri humor)

Kyun dekhte ho tum assma ki aur,
Kehdo ki tum kush ho yahin zami per..
Nahi chahten hum sab ghamgeen ho jaye wahan bhi
Kya kum hain tumse aafat zami per ????

sms शायरी love shayari

Shayari Sms, Hindi Jokes, Funny Shayari, Funny SMS

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Sad Love Shayari

haqiqat pehchan lena
bichad jane se pehle,
Meri sun lena
Apni sunane se pehle,
Bahut royi hai yeh aankhen
Apke door jane se pehle

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kuch unki adaone luta,
kuch unke inayat mar gayi
hum raaz e mohobbat keh na paye,
chup rehne ki adat maar gayi
dono se hi hai shikayat,
ilzam lagaye kis par
kuch dil ne hume barbad kiya ,
kuch humari kismat maar gayi

Friday, March 09, 2007

Frienship Shayari n Missing U Poems

F: field_of_luv,
R: root_of_joy,
I : island_of_nature,
E: end_of_sorrow,
N: name_of_hope,
D: door_of_understnding.
That’s wht U R my Great F:R:I:E:N:D.!
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Na puch mere sabar ki inteha kaha tak hai,
tu sitam kar le teri takat jahan tak hai,
wafa ki umeed jinhe hogi unhe hogi,
hume to dekhna hai tu bewafa kahan tak hai.
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Ulfat ka aksar yehi dastur hota hai,
jise chaho wahi apne se dur hota hai,
Dil tutkar bikharta hai is kadar jaise
koi kanch ka khilona chur-chur hota hai.
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kisi ke pyar ko bhulna na aaya hume.
kisi ke dil ko dukhana na aaya hume.
kisi ke liye tadpna to seekh liya par
apne liye kisi ko tadpana na aaya hume.
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Jane kis baat ki mujhko saza deta hai,
meri hasti hui ankhon ko rula deta hai.
Ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri,
koi is tarah bhi kya apne dost ko bhula deta hai.
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As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again.
With the moon hangin in the starlit sky,
i m here 2 wish U NiteNite! Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight
Being happy doesn’t mean that everything is perfect. It means that you have decided to look beyond the imperfections…. So always be happy..
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Being happy doesn’t mean that everything is perfect.
It means that you have decided to look beyond the imperfections…. So always be happy..
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Shayari Sms

Hindi Shayari Sms

Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin
aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai…
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EK sher BY doctor="Hoon mai doctor jahan,meri wife hai nurse waha,Yeh kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai,mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai.."
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Shayari:
Jo sagar NE kaha lehron se, Jo ped NE kaha patto se, Jo phoolon NE kaha kaliyon se, wohi main tumhe kehta Hun, aey chal chal hawa aane de!
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Kaun kehta hai ki is duniya mei majbut irade wale log nahin milenge. aap mere is dost ko hi dekh lijiye, duniya idhar se udhar ho jaye pr yeh sms nahin karenge..
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Hum 1bar jite h
1bar marte h
1bar pyar karte h
Shadi b 1bar karte h
Jab har kam 1bar karte h to
apko MISS kyun bar-2 karte hai..
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no sweet
thoughts to
forward
no cute
graphics
to send
just a
CARING HEART
saying..
THEEK HO NA AAP ..
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,,*,,

(’.') each msg u
(¥) send me
.!!. night & day

kééps my loneliness away.
And there’s 1 thing i want 2 say.. “THANKS, 4 makin ME part of ur day!”
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Mahek Mohabat ki kabhi KUM nahi Hoti,
Mohabat se Zindagi kabhi KUM nahi Hoti,
Saath Zindagi mein ho agar Aapka tu,
Zindagi Jannat Se KUM nahi Hoti…………..!!!
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I l I lo I lov I love I love you… I love you the most. I love you the best. I love you a lot.. Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said People should LOVE animals
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